Just keep me where the light is.

amoying:

if you work at an ice cream shop and don’t tell your customers “YOU JUST GOT SOFT SERVED” when you hand them their ice cream, you are missing out on a great opportunity 

(via seekingalpha)

general psa:

jcatgrl:

freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.

(via seekingalpha)

bryant-taylor:

im fucking done.

(Source: beeishappy, via nerdypartyman)

slyfoxhound:

Charmander quit it!  We are trying to be serious here GOD DAMMIT!

slyfoxhound:

Charmander quit it!  We are trying to be serious here GOD DAMMIT!

(via etoile-des-neiges)

maydayyyparadeee:

What happens when Harry Potter and Mean Girls collide.

(via th3-m0cking-jay)

bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

(via farorespearl)

brotips:

Unless you hate that guy now. Which I have a tip about as well.
-Sketch
Posters

brotips:

Unless you hate that guy now. Which I have a tip about as well.

-Sketch

Posters

danieldempsey:

My dude straight loving him some nsync.

just fucking died

(via imerk)